1. coochiejuice:

    The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

    (via guy)

     

  2. babybluestocking:

    raikagay:

    remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

    This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
    WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

    (via leisuure)

     

  3. Best of Autocorrect

    damonssalvatoree:

    lordofthedawn:

    rocknrollercoaster:

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    I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

    "Killing her seems a bit harsh"

    (via allyetnothing)

     
  4. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

    Want to see more country Photosets?

    American Photoset #1 

    Canadian Photoset #3

    (via assdirection)

     

  5. cucumberbatchin:

    do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

    (Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via guy)

     

  6. cozyharold:

    when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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    (Source: bloujobs, via tyleroakley)

     
  7. goldr0ger:

    lordflacko91:

    truhovixxx:

    memeguy-com:

    This Kid Is Going Places

    Me as a father.

    ^^ same

    god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

    (via guy)

     
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  9. awkwardnarturtle:

    i-mahu:

    There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

    This is the best description ever

    (via betweenhorizonz)

     
  10. so-personal:

    everything personal

    (Source: words-and-reality, via schoolfact)